{"id":2671,"date":"2018-11-20T11:03:44","date_gmt":"2018-11-20T11:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madhousereport.com\/?p=2671"},"modified":"2018-11-20T11:03:44","modified_gmt":"2018-11-20T11:03:44","slug":"lovers-mistake-super-glue-sexual-lubricant-stuck-together-16hrs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theblogonline.com\/?p=2671","title":{"rendered":"Lovers Mistake Super Glue For Sexual Lubricant, Stuck Together For 16hrs"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"m_8326846470009088950yMail_cursorElementTracker_1542710318755\"><span style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen-Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\">See what sexual urge can cause! A couple who mistook super glue for a sexual lubricant was glued together. <\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen-Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\">The lovebirds had to go through 16 hours of surgery before they can be separated.<\/span><\/div>\n<div id=\"m_8326846470009088950yMail_cursorElementTracker_1542709961462\">\n<div><\/div>\n<div id=\"m_625073187227176093yMail_cursorElementTracker_1542710166386\">The couple, based in San Francisco, United States of America (USA) was thus hospitalized for an excruciating 16 hours this week at San Francisco\u2019s General Hospital after mistaking an industrial adhesive with sexual lubricant.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div id=\"m_625073187227176093yMail_cursorElementTracker_1542710239068\">Matthew Kensworth, 39, and Jamie Loon, 37, called emergency services after realizing they were literally glued together and were unable to detach themselves from one another.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2673\" src=\"http:\/\/madhousereport.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/2597F04A-BD0A-400B-8D09-770E0AD71638-300x158.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"158\" srcset=\"https:\/\/theblogonline.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/2597F04A-BD0A-400B-8D09-770E0AD71638-300x158.jpg 300w, https:\/\/theblogonline.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/2597F04A-BD0A-400B-8D09-770E0AD71638.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/div>\n<div id=\"m_8326846470009088950yMail_cursorElementTracker_1542709961462\">\n<div><\/div>\n<div id=\"m_625073187227176093yMail_cursorElementTracker_1542710241379\">One of their friends allegedly filled a bottle of lubricant with a strong adhesive as a prank but eventually felt horrible when he learned about the 16-hour-long hospitalization that later occurred.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div id=\"m_625073187227176093yMail_cursorElementTracker_1542710245941\">\u201cIt was important to proceed with as much care as possible not to permanently damage or tear the skin from the anal region,\u201d Dr. Anna Schubert at San Francisco\u2019s General Hospital told reporters.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div id=\"m_625073187227176093yMail_cursorElementTracker_1542710248422\">Dr. Anna Schubert supervised the 16-hour-long operation in which acetone was placed on the couple\u2019s genitals and anal region to \u201cunglue\u201d both men apart.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\u201cAs horrible as this experience was, I think it definitely brought us closer together. No pun intended,\u201d Loon told reporters in tears.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div id=\"m_625073187227176093yMail_cursorElementTracker_1542710250470\">Although the couple literally went through an agonizing 16 hours of hospitalization, they have decided not to press charges against their friend.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div id=\"m_625073187227176093yMail_cursorElementTracker_1542709954161\">The couple has also started a crowdfunding page on GoFundMe to help pay for the $58,000 hospital bill and have raised a total of $1,200 over 48 hours.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"m_8326846470009088950yMail_cursorElementTracker_1542709973623\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See what sexual urge can cause! A couple who mistook super glue for a sexual lubricant was glued together. The lovebirds had to go through 16 hours of surgery before they can be separated. 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